the phallic rise oh pussy pussy

you would have to have quite an imagination, to decide a “pussy hat” looks like the nether-regions version of a pussy. i think it is closer to the ears of a kitty cat, aka pussy. men argue that it isn’t fair that they don’t get to wear a penis hat, and i’m like… omg! am i ACTUALLY hearing this?????? a joke on late night tv, ok — but an editorial and actual complaint?

do you really want us to list the number of phallic objects EVERYWHERE? ok … here goes….

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perhaps those making products are shooting for MORE BABIES to buy more products? oh the tangled webs we weave. so ok, if you want to also (on top of all this), wear a penis on your head — by all means. it’s just that we are already at over-kill level with no end in sight? and a pink cat knit hat is too much? only other thing women have is a cup … a keyhole … maybe an electric plug. so i see your pussy hat, and raise you 20 phallic symbols. after i get my shower, under the metal penis-shaped head that rains down on me …..

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