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people wanting to sky dive
are making the assumption
that the bad part of falling is hitting the ground

i always had to brace myself
for spin out
to be spun until you are plastered
to the inside of a tube

saw it as an educational experience only
enough rides to determine consistency
and then response is thank you no thank you

the difficulty of holding hands up in the air
during a loop de loop was interesting
mainly because no one else
seemed to be experiencing the trouble i had
in keeping them up

fun times at fun parks

more than anything they test
your ability for waiting in a line

what is that?  lines, i mean
oh i think south park addresses it
when cartman bought himself an amusement park

they made a good point

all the generic coffee creamers seem to have
gone bad
formula has changed
are greasy and gross, and i suspect
that is what has been causing me to
be more ill than well of late

eh
sip my coffee and grimace
what can you do?
change to the name brand
until they change their formula, too?

i give up
i surrender
i’m on that spin out
face plastered to the wall of a tube
knowing full well
it is wet because
the vomit of those before me
needed to be hosed off…

people wanting to sky dive
are making the assumption
that the bad part of falling is hitting the ground

those who have hit the ground a few times
don’t make that assumption

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